Definitely the woman beating.

I know this is supposed to be an elephant but it really looks like a slugs performing rim jobs.

DestinyLFG works well for me, I have literally no friends that I play with (all my real world friends play different games or don’t game) but I’ve put together a solid list of players that I can hop into games sans mic and rock out.

Holy shit, your idea of sentencing guidelines is so fucking backwards it isn’t even fucking funny. Apparently Dr. Dipshit who got his degree in Bullshit from Go Fuck Yourself U doesn’t understand the mandatory minimums placed on crack over powdered cocaine despite them being more or less the same fucking thing. Or the…

Yeah, my idol is Shooter McGavin! Wanna fucking fight?

He looks about as creative as a dog humping my leg.

“I am a very nice man?”

It undoubtably has an ending and it was in the spirit of the rest of the novel but the problem is that the book contradicts itself quite regularly in regards the theme. Which unless I’m wrong it is; they just showed up, they threw a bunch of trash out, got the fuck out of Dodge.

I wouldn’t say a swarm threat isn’t possible, it just isn’t an issue at the moment. When drone warfare systems become more reliable and expand their mission roles, you may very well see that train of thought creep into vogue just as the rules of warfare have shifted back and forth between the need for a large army or…

The books takes place in North America and Red is just out of his twenties in the book so I’m not sure what you mean there.

Full disclosure and spoilers: I had been working on an adaption to screen as a pet project since reading the retranslation about two years ago.

Every Deadspin employee should have a “I’m a hateful shitbag” tattoo. Even the guy who fills the water cooler unless management makes you drink from the tap like animals.

“I think we can set that bar a little lower.”

Ultimately you run into the problem that Japan had with attrition during WW2, teaching someone to fly demands thousands of flight hours and building what would basically be a kamikaze fleet would leave a huge footprint in terms of surveillance. Iran or any other state couldn’t pour money into it without gaining…

Well you can type so I don’t think that’s true at all. BENGAZI.

It’s a giant white shelf with one tiny drawer and it randomly appears and disappears.

Face, meet palm. Palm, meet face.

Ask Jenny McCarthy, she seems to be making bank off of it.

How does Bret Ratner get work? There has to be a conspiracy in there somewhere...

At least he’s not delusional about the time between showing up to work and clearing out the escort invoices from his desk that ESPN typically allows for commentators.