Alan Moore?

More like Bang Rock amirite?

Just stfu.

The production value might give you a hint.

True story: a good childhood friend recommended White Noise to me while we were hanging out in his girlfriends house while I was between high school and college. About a year later a copy of the book landed in my lap due to the passing of the son of one of my mothers co-workers. The son had been an english major and…

Me: My dick is like this big!

Then you have poor english comp skills so sorry for your mothers loss.

Until a client needs to view your reel.

Cool story bro.

Shorthand to the lay person:

Considering Kirby’s extensive output I really don’t doubt him at his word on things like this. I really believe he was hamstrung by his own integrity at times and believed he should have abided by the written or spoken contracts he worked by, despite the fact by law he was entitled to a hefty share since he literally…

“Like you’re one to talk Mike, you walking vodka sponge.”

Yeah, your handle seems oddly appropriate for that comment considering where most of your soft bits would end up.

Unbroable starring Mark Walberg as an affable ex-juggalo turned guidance counselor and Channing Tatum as an up and coming street rapper named Natty Brat, the twist is that no one has any fucks to give.

Since it looks exactly like an Apollo CSM I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about. And since when do “looks” dictate how well a design works?

No, it doesn’t.

“The better question is when the lift kit and chrome rims will rust out.”

Long enough to get home and download the video, my guess would be they are still kicking.

There is no next time! YOU MUST BALL ALL!

Please tell me this hair is ironic.