Many ex-wives and husbands without prenups might disagree there.

“I’ll probably end up murdering you in your sleep because I suddenly want to know what a spleen actually looks like but don’t worry I’ll do my best to make sure you don’t bleed out. No promises though!”

TWENTY THREE DOLLARS AND SIXTY TWO CENTS! Plus a free copy of your mom with all of the DLC.

Yeah, that womb bomb was hilarious.

Konami taking a shit over your childhood, making it skid out and get confused, air lifting your money into a waiting airlift that is both nostalgic yet outdated, and then discussing how well that worked out for them.

“Pee pee drugs.”

I’m fairly sure he won’t be a sun next season, he totally lacks the amount of hydrogen and mass to begin a stellar transformation.

A boner/e-cig.

And I thought the season finale of True Detective would be the worst thing I listened to tonight but nope, nope, nope.

Does this sum it up?

It’s more mythos tied to the fact that their shows usually feature higher production values, the fact of the matter is that competing networks and channels have all followed their lead and are reaching out for A-list talent and higher production values across the board. HBO has seen intense competition for viewers by…

Why does this strike me as egotistical for the human race?

Chronicles Of Riddick would like a word with you.

Bear dicks. You have eaten them.

I will fight this duck you speak of.

Hopefully this Kennedy doesn’t beat this team to death with a golf club.

“Horse meat.”

Someone doesn’t seem to have a complete understanding of the concept of “endorsed products.”

No. Here’s snark; ghost writing and IP management. Look it up.