“it just seems like they’re sticking his name on stuff as brand recognition to sell more units”

Something that looks like an Oreo but plays Super Mario World.

Read up on how he treated Jack Kirby; that should curb your love a little.

Yeah, this got me to look up the lyrics to Brown Sugar, it’s way more depressing when you know what he’s saying.

“What’s the X-Files without a mystery that verges on paranoid delusion?”

Oh, son, you’ve stepped in a pile of the father’s grass here.

“and therefore not peer-reviewed”

There’s no russian to Mars, just say’n.

Nope. Still a bad idea.

Yes, because like Playboy we come to Deadspin for the articles.

I’m so weak.

“Cuntry”

The gif is watermarked dipshit. Not the video.

Because not every super hero has to be involved in some world saving plot or have some trait that makes them seem more “human,” in fact considering that all super heros are like that these days its refreshing its nice just have someone who is an unappologetic badass free of baggage.

They look like the covers of WoW erotic fan-fic. Only more professional.

“I’ll show you what Orc style is baby.”

Because everything packaged and labeled as a genuine product is thus.

Eh, I think there are still plenty of people who will want to bury the hatchet in him. Err, with him. No, definitely in him.

“Believe it or not guys but war does change!”

Night of the Living Dead was filmed right down the street from me. We have a “museum” about it now but it kind of sucks.