Yeah, that womb bomb was hilarious.

Konami taking a shit over your childhood, making it skid out and get confused, air lifting your money into a waiting airlift that is both nostalgic yet outdated, and then discussing how well that worked out for them.

“Pee pee drugs.”

I’m fairly sure he won’t be a sun next season, he totally lacks the amount of hydrogen and mass to begin a stellar transformation.

A boner/e-cig.

Bear dicks. You have eaten them.

I will fight this duck you speak of.

Hopefully this Kennedy doesn’t beat this team to death with a golf club.

“Horse meat.”

Someone doesn’t seem to have a complete understanding of the concept of “endorsed products.”

No. Here’s snark; ghost writing and IP management. Look it up.

“it just seems like they’re sticking his name on stuff as brand recognition to sell more units”

Something that looks like an Oreo but plays Super Mario World.

Read up on how he treated Jack Kirby; that should curb your love a little.

Yes, because like Playboy we come to Deadspin for the articles.

I’m so weak.

They look like the covers of WoW erotic fan-fic. Only more professional.

“I’ll show you what Orc style is baby.”

Eh, I think there are still plenty of people who will want to bury the hatchet in him. Err, with him. No, definitely in him.