My Japanese is rusty but I think a close English translation is "It will fist you with happiness."

The couch.

My father always told me if you're going to kick a punter in the face, do it when you're up by 14.

Sorry, poor taste.

You need to watch the MST3K movie if you want to proceed.

If that's a better Friday night, you need Jesus.

I agree but I just feel our ability to utilize and harness information from ground based instruments has reached a threshold of usefulness, I understand that all systems must be tested here but we're reaching a point where even the most remote locations are getting hit by light pollution. The best solution there would…

Space hopefully.

Is that the non-murderous ghost of Robert Blake?

Once I actually figured out what happens to Schrodinger's Cat, I'd tell but it would tear apart the fabric of the known universe.

Your definition of "forever" means until it rips your head off, rams its sex organs down your throat and lays eggs in your chest cavity?

Judging by the several thousand Iraqi Shiite they have beheaded, they have no interest in uniting despite what the West has done in the past.

HODOR!

Public service announcement: Drugs don't make things look like this.

The "perfect world" you speak of doesn't make anyone any money! Shut up and sit down!

No the pilot likely stuck with it in hopes of getting clear of a populated area, the plane inverted due to a trim failure and at that height he would simply ejected into the ground.

Agreed, its path definately suggests that. It looks like he stuck with it to try and get out of a populated area but she went inverted and darted downward.

Is it really too hard to read an article that is barely three paragraphs long?

Clive Barker doing a Human Centipede reboot?

Went to fuck, got fucked.