That "mist" looks beyond fake.

Is there a GIF of man ejaculating over everything? If there is please post below as my iPad won't let me...

Your problem is that you picked a band that literally has no peers in how they sounded. Part of Morphine's allure as a band is that they didn't sound like anyone before or after them. There are a few acts that might be close but they are often in nearly different genres. Joy Division, Tom Waits, The Halo Benders might…

Fucking lies.

They do, its the main reason why most asian cuisine produced en masse is usually terrible because peanut oil is:

Brace yourself.... They're humping.

I for one look forward to our new plastic overlords.

Everything is relative.

Yeah, I find it odd that I can't edit or remove a comment I don't recall making.

You should be more concerned with Southern folk raping you "ironically."

I think you need to work on that, here's a good example of what you should really be afraid of in order...

I'm curious what the achievements are; Colon Camper, Ass Mapper, Pimp Tha' Shocker, Cancer Dancer...

This is why I would shank Stan Lee if ever given the chance.

"Free mustache rides until midnight!"

Perhaps he should just go with the informal of his first name; dick.

What he means is that he is neither a racist or a bully, but instead a hybrid of the two. Beyond normal classification, he's a rabully.

"All of them."

"because the stars would all be normal people and not superheroes."