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QUOTE | "This is a console that will last you, conservatively a decade, if I had to put a bet down today."—Microsoft Canada's director of Xbox marketing Craig Flannagan, on how the Xbox One is "built for the future".

Is it just me or does her head look like a turnip?

"What now motherfucker?"

"Man, I'm an insufferable cum stain of a human being." Is the first thing that pops into your head when you look into the mirror?

It's like watching a train fly off the rails, spilling hundreds of bodies and cargo over a three mile span, then it wipes a town off the map with a massive fireball, but somehow the conductor pulls into the station with the fucking thing on its roof.

Holy shit! They arrested my spirit!

Obviously you didn't see the Flyers Caps game brawl then.

I'm pregnant. It's probably yours.

I came for sharts!

Thank you for validaing my point so much more, folks appropriating others work cheaply. And you wonder why I believe these works of art are far above internet grade content.

Why do people make it perfectly clear that they are using a swear word but remove a vowel like somehow that makes any fucking sense at all? Man the fuck up or leave the cussing to pros. And there is a big difference between a medium that required technical/artistic prowess and something usually appropriating a few

My face!

I think you belittle these beautiful works by comparing them to one of the most garishly designed file formats in history. If you don't believe me look up "oh children its dinnertime" and get back to me about that.

All of the Fallout series from beginning to end.

Let me go out on a limb here but the Islam pamphlets were sold on Ebay in the late nineties?

Latino Review has pretty accurately called a lot of Marvel's shots prior to public confirmations, particularly in regards to DOFP and Iron Man.

Apparently you didn't read that last paragraph and I shouldn't be surprised that prudes still exist today. You probably blush every time you think about Michelangelo.

Because of course every time a woman is naked on screen its some form of exploitation.

Oh, they helped out Sharper Image and Polaroid? That's comforting knowing that Christmas is coming and I need cheap presents for in-laws.