There is a difference between a conversation between friends and a theory that has been published and republished to the point where it appears as a citable material in regards to one of the greatest artists of all time. All while being just batshit crazy (Blakemore's theory). As someone who has studied Kubrick's work…

No, it isn't the first two button fighting game (sans joystick) and if you haven't played it the title is far better than garbage shown here.

Scrollscraft!!!

I don't recall The Second Amendment mentioning hunting, perhaps I have no clue what is actually in The Bill of Rights after all.

Leaving ugly shadows on his face... This is weak sauce.

Zen Pinball's Star Wars tables are bomb if you are looking for whats been utterly destroying my free time.

Six months ago you could not 3D print a lower reciever that could handle the pressure from firing, now you can albiet for only a few rounds. It isn't at all out of the realm of reason that one day that other components could as well.

Old hat.

For a game I beat in under six hours and has (at times) laughably bad flash style animation, charging me more for a little bit more content is just short of enraging considering how much the game costs on XBL. Don't get me wrong, it had its merits, but considering how well it was reviewed (particularly on this site)…

"Tower-defense levels were a refreshing change of pace."

As someone who has regularly keyed cars in the past, I call bullshit on this. I guess the "keyer" stopped and used a straight edge, am I right?

Just keep walk'n, somewhere near the asshole of the internet this is considered "expert opinion."

Apparently you didn't take a hint by me no longer visiting Jalopnik, but as a UI designer I knew this BS was coming. I can't scan stories from the main page, I can't visit your sister sites from your main page, and most frustratingly you managed to make the commenting system even more difficult to navigate by putting…

Nah, that would make him look too tall...

Oddly enough, I know the graphic pretty accurate because I use the texture for Mars a lot in my work as a graphic designer.

That pic remonds me of that swell time I had to perform field surgury on a bullet wound with my Leatherman, good times.

Ah, I live in Pittsburgh so mayhaps I take my situation for granted. I figured most major cities had healthy pinball communities but in hindsight that probably isn't the case. I can see your point however. LA doesn't have a pinball hub? I may be moving out there myself and that might be another strike against the city.

Jesus, is this list backwards or what?

My highest compliment to Zen is that they produce tables I'd love to play IRL but can't because the technology just doesn't exist (nor would it be applied to a physical pinball table if it did in all likely hood). They score and play like traditional tables but also push the limits as to what could be possible with an…

I've played fifty plus tables over my years and plan to compete in the PAPA tourney this spring and nothing you said makes much sense having played both table sims. Arcade is a sim with poor physics and classic tables; ZPB is a sim with great physics and gameplay based off a number of classic tables plus extremely…