NP if you keep the “part it out” option in your back pocket. Or maybe your front pocket.

Halloween is appropriate, as this is a horror.

For The Family Man who’s Wild at Heart, it’s the perfect ride for Leaving Las Vegas in style.

He wasn’t trying to be cool, just trying to move a family of 8 around on a shoestring, but he had these in succession (both bought well-used). The ’59 Catalina could fit 5 across the back seat (me on Mom’s lap in front) until we all got too big. The ’66 bus came next. Funny because he was the most un-hippie person on…

This may be the cleanest, shiniest candidate I have ever seen for parting out and sending to the crusher.

So, driven about 1,000 miles a year, in the unlikely case that it saw consistent use over its life. More likely, it sat a looooong time at some point. I would be very concerned about all the rubbery bits, maybe even some of the fluids.

Clearly the work of a #roverlyfe influencer. Waiting for the selfie.

Well, you’re not too far from Nevada and Arizona, so I guess the sunny day thing could work. NP for the person who can deal with its assorted issues.

Isetta my wallet on fire for this?

This phrase now describes the owner, not the vehicle.

A runner for $2,500 in this market, and any fun to be had is gravy. Easy NP.

“Born from props.”

I saw the cactus gray with steelies, and I was irrationally attracted to it. And there's definitely some green in it. 

Take it out back and shoot it. What’s a few more holes when it already has so many?

I was about 23, with all the sound judgment you would expect at that age. I had been working in a windowless office all afternoon and missed the intensity of the thunderstorm that passed through. Heading home in my Chevette on Route 3 near Giants Stadium, I was doing about 60 in a very wet left lane. Suddenly I felt…

900 ways to go with this whole package for fun and/or profit, depending on your desires and level of wrenching skill. Easy NP.

All I’m saying is presentation matters. It gives me a hint as to whether, from the other side of the country, I’m inclined to trust this seller. Not feeling it here.

If you can’t even be bothered to pull it out of the driveway for some proper pics (does it really move under its own power?), I can’t be bothered to pull out my checkbook. ND.

I was wondering about that, and now looking at a picture of a proper one...yeah, this one took quite a shunt.

IF I could get it insured, and IF my desperate need for transportation had blown away my last scrap of pride, then maybe. But probably no.