Yeah, I guess I don’t need to sleep again. You can expect a bill from my therapist for introducing this nightmare fuel into my life.

The plant was acquired by a private equity firm a year ago...

I’m guessing she was trying to spite her 40th closest friend.

Top tip for that Casey guy: Videos are far less irritating when you keep a helmet on a don’t say a word. When I saw it was him at the end, it almost ruined the whole video. Almost

I love both of these films.

BE MY BEST FRIEND.

I guess it depends on how realistically James Cameron’s boner is rendered.

My orchestra is playing “The Hut on Chicken Legs” this season! I just looked it up on YouTube this morning, so when I saw this article, I was like “okay, seriously, all this personalized marketing is getting rather invasive.”

Not in New Orleans. There it’s just Tuesday.

Hey, remember when the president wasn’t a racist three-year-old? That was nice.

I don’t necessarily see anything wrong with a president singing along with the national anthem. But this... I don’t know what the hell this was. The only thing I can equate it to is a little kid that just learned how to sing it, but can’t remember all of the words. What a fidgety little bastard.

No one else going to mention Summer’s “No wonder you’re constantly fighting with each other and behind schedule” line? Obviously talking about Roiland and Harmon. Wonder who Summer represents?

Did...did he just.... did he just deny CFCs are bad?

I tried to make a thing once.

I’m no fan of hers, but let’s no kid ourselves. That surgeon is scary good.

Her older siblings (besides Kendall) are Kardashian. She and Kendall and Kardashian Jenners.

This...this is an abomination. My eyes will never unsee that horribly mutilated weenie. Damn you to hell..damn you.

leaving your bedroom, i suspect.

Her ample neck is the opposite of her pre surgery chin, which was non existent.

Are you trying to make my head explode? Because my fucking head is going to explode.