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They are likely limited by the law in how much they can pay. I’m not familiar with CA in particular, but in most places in the world (including most US states), surrogacy laws are very strict.

They just all look... odd. Like the shape of their faces is off, and it’s got to be “father” because Tiffy’s got a slightly less-severe case.

Oh, boy, the Fyre Festival of urban housing.

Where’s my Oscar?

The most offensive part about this is just what a terrible model she is.

Sort of related: did you see him shove another NATO leader out of the way to get in front of the photo?

Thanks I was really proud of that one :)

I have to poop, so I will be gone from Jezebel for about 5 minutes. Don’t panic!

It’s so pretentious I just want to snatch them off her face and stomp on them. How are you supposed to pay attention to the quality of the clothes? This is just bad theater.

Right? Because the only logical response to Trump’s stupid statement is: “Your mom asked me that question last night.”

Maybe it’s time she tried oatmeal for breakfast.

A Coke bottle fell over on the “Play” button.

19 Men Throw Balls Into Air, You Won’t Believe What Gravity Does Next! (slideshow)