God, I used to hate those. 

Oh we know.

chupavaca?

I hear when you get off the terminal at LAX, they offer a complimentary divorce proceeding/breakup NDA presigned by Brody.

The Kardassians one is so well used they just use a giant rubber stamp of their brand name.

GET OUT

In fairness, that’s probably what his hands feel like.

Is that Jeff Epstein’s screen saver?

Bring out the Big Mac Chart and we’ll talk.

Didn’t you know? Being a father and a man of faith nullifies the necessity for you to be honest and accountable.

America will become like Australia, but with Kardashians and Jenners instead of bullfrogs and rabbits. You'll have to leave out kale smoothies with birthcontrol in them because some people will think it's inhumane to mass poison them

Will you be my friend? Please say you’ll be my friend.

Uh-huh.

V Guys

The smell of Trump blood in the water has everybody in a feeding frenzy.

I’m curious about that photo, too!  I can’t figure it out.

Are we entirely sure that it wasn’t Giuliani in a dress again?

Seen this before... still don’t buy it

If it comes down to Someone else vs Individual 1 with Bernie on the sidelines, I hope he throws his weight behind the Someone Else. The divided vote fucked us last time (well, that and the whole Russian thing) and we need to present a unified front next go-round.

It’s amazing that his positions galvanized a new generation of activism and have pushed the Democratic field to the left. He is demanding many things that we sorely need. I also agree that responsible adults must compartmentalize to some degree when it comes to political candidates - you won’t like EVERYTHING about…