Tyrant Biggles
flyingofficerbiggles
8/12/19
11:32 AM
1

I hear when you get off the terminal at LAX, they offer a complimentary divorce proceeding/breakup NDA presigned by Brody.

The Kardassians one is so well used they just use a giant rubber stamp of their brand name.

7/22/19
10:14 AM
3

In fairness, that’s probably what his hands feel like.

7/5/19
4:29 PM
15

Another downside: no matter how much you cook it, it still tastes like hot sargassum.

5/31/19
4:42 PM
29

Didn’t you know? Being a father and a man of faith nullifies the necessity for you to be honest and accountable. Read more

5/11/19
3:10 AM
11

America will become like Australia, but with Kardashians and Jenners instead of bullfrogs and rabbits. You'll have to leave out kale smoothies with birthcontrol in them because some people will think it's inhumane to mass poison them

4/3/19
8:05 PM
1

Will you be my friend? Please say you’ll be my friend.

3/27/19
5:45 PM
20

V Guys

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3/17/19
10:14 PM
3

The smell of Trump blood in the water has everybody in a feeding frenzy.

2/21/19
1:25 PM
6

Are we entirely sure that it wasn’t Giuliani in a dress again?

2/21/19
12:16 PM
17

Seen this before... still don’t buy it