Yell things first and ask questions late, indeed.

Tumor Lorping went from college straight to hosting her own show on a nationwide cable news network and she has the gall to question Harris’s rise to fame?

Whoever is The Dumbest Man On Television right now has an asterisk next to his name since that title automatically reverts to Trump himself whenever he appears on television.

Despite it being the official MAGA news network Fox sure relies on a multitude of British nationals and ex-pats to critique American society.

Christopher Guest would nail it.

I miss funny Tom Hanks.  Heroic Tom Hanks is getting tiresome.

Less Mona Lisa, more Emmet Kelly.

...his childhood summers in Communist Czechoslovakia

Trump is probably on both of their celebrity free pass lists.

Class act!

The groom had a grip on Trump’s hand like it was a turkey leg at a Renaissance fair.

It sounds like a Bat Man fist fight.

Like the bible says, “And a little Kardashian shall lead them.”

And the opportunity to bang a Kardashian spouse/boyfriend to be named later.

I will say that twerk is the perfect compliment to her “sexy tongue” look, but that isn’t a good thing.

Trump recognizes talent.

Miley Cyrus just can’t seem to get sexy right.

If it were a History Channel joint the historians would be cracking lame jokes during their segments and there would be way more alien conspiracy theory content.

Tell me it’s straight comedy.  I can’t handle dramedy.

I’m confident this is one of those movies of which my dislike my ex-wife would use to justify her low opinion of me. The previous standard was the movie Arthur.