He should have gone with Jazz Cigarettes because god they are soooo old.

“Seriously, are you insane???” should be the followup to every question asked of KAC.

I’m quasi-skeptical about the moon landing. I believe they landed on the moon, just not the moon you think. Hint: it’s the moon they don’t want you to know about.

What the hell is wrong with blue?  I may have to take a rare strong stance on this issue.

Challenge accepted.

Yeah, like Trump would be so polite.

When you have Don Jr’s manly thighs you certainly run the risk of crushing a testicle.

Just to be clear, this is the man for whom Aubrey O’Day’s loins burn, shown here (left) attending Slytherin prom.

Well look at James O’Keefe claiming to be an investigative journalist.  That’s so darling!

He’ll retire to a farm in upstate Fox News just like Newt.

Tommy Tuberville will get the endorsement because a) he’s a sportsballer and Trump loves sportsballers above all others (just look at who is getting Congressional Medals of Honor lately), and b) saying the name Tommy Tuberville makes Trump giggle.

Ali Alexander got an invite and he holds an equivalent troll rank as Loomer. That’s got to be galling to Loomer. Was Jacob Wohl invited? If so Loomer probably has decent grounds for a sex discrimination complaint with her Troll HR rep.

Are you sure those aren’t Trump’s cue cards?

You must have much fonder memories of Daria than I do.

I have the same problem with And That’s Why We Drink. After the hosts get through talking about their lives the talk about ghosts and murders with wikipedia-level research.

To think just a few minutes ago I was blissfully unaware of Red Scare.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

You mean the Kick Our Token Liberal Hour. There is now a mid morning version of that called Outnumbered. It’s the exact same concept except on a couch.

Boner pills and silver hucksters.

I’ve seen the movie dozens of times, including the first-run theater showing. He got his wife because refusing her would mean his life. Her tribe were Del’s friends, not Johnson’s. She is the only Native American he demonstrates any comfort around. At best, Johnson shows respect to Native American beliefs mainly…