“White guy befriends Native Americans” does not at all describe this movie.

Age is a helluva thing.

I’m told it’s a better version of The Revenant

A slew of right-wing personalities, including notorious GOP trickster Roger Stone, helped spread the theory far and wide in an apparent attempt to aid President Trump

Parker was incredibly hot in that film. And I like boats.

There was also Bruce Willis in Striking Distance.

MJ Hegar seems an appealing outsider Democratic pick. Cornyn’s office has already expended significant effort to discredit her ( #HollywoodHegar). And there are some potential candidates who may yet to declare.

Agreed. He could have been a serious contender to John Cornyn but he lost his appeal by going for the presidency rather than the senate. He’ll have even less appeal if he drops his presidential bid and tries for the senate again this cycle. Fortunately, there is already a slate of credible declared and potential…

Someone is repeating a grade.

She’s the closest thing we have to a leftist Trump.  She’s the candidate everybody is certain the voters aren’t stupid enough to pick, but then WHAM!!!

What I expect when I view the Jezebel family of websites are excessive ads and video content that take forever to load, shift the written content all over the page while doing so, making clicking on desired content as difficult as playing Wack-A-Mole while profoundly drunk. So yeah, tell us the principles of good web…

Remember when teleprompters were considered a sign of mental deficiency?

If America remains gripped by the insanity of the past few years then a Williamson presidency is inevitable.

Trump likes soldiers who don’t refrain from stabbing defenseless detainees in the neck.

Is that one kid or three?  I’d hate to be the one named “Vaginal”.

Really? Who’s her dad?

Are you feeling emotionally drained, angry, and isolated? Are your days leaving you exhausted and defeated? Is it getting to the point where it’s not worth the emotional toll every week? Why not go hang out at the creek with a tray of Jello shots and shoot guns for a few hours?

I hope the Proud Boys don’t drink copious amounts of milk at their rally. Nothing will make this flaming liberal feel more owned than seeing dozens of Proud Boys drinking gallons of milk on the streets of DC in July.

His flight may have had a female pilot. You know how unreliable they can be.