You left out the money quotes.

This seems consistent with Trump’s known style of diplomacy.

When Trump does start sundowning how can we tell?

Take comfort knowing Kim and Kanye will have great seats for the show in the VIP section.

A patriotic retelling of how Trump won Michigan and Ohio, now with fireworks.

Those eyes.

There is one of these guys living in my town.  A full-time Dickensian cosplayer.  He petitioned the city council for an appointment to official town crier.  I would replace “strange” with “tiresome”.

If she can sell Be Best with a straight face she can certainly sell whatever bullshit Donald is dishing.

We should be putting iconic American wildlife images on our currency.

This is literally everything Trump knows about Andrew Jackson.

Pro tip: Avoid the deck chairs directly under the roller coaster track.

As a former mariner I’d like to point out that the view of the sea from 187 feet is not much different from the view of the sea from 40 feet.

Twenty bucks? The one I use is a simple rubber-ish sleeve. It works like a charm and didn’t cost anything near twenty bucks.

I...I...I don’t understand.

Needs more wolves.

Isn’t that just Trump’s jet livery turned upside down?

What about the Joey episodes?  I cringe over the Joey episodes.

Can we hope for a Leprechaun reunion?

We’re getting there, one baby step at a time.  Like these lovely modesty bathing suits.  You can dress your princess like a real Duggar.

I’m glad The Good Place will get a planned exit, unlike People Of Earth, whose demise came as the story was really starting to cook and I’M STILL PRETTY PISSED ABOUT IT!