According to conservatives climate scientists are already raking in that sweet climate change alarmist cash. That’s why you see climate scientists driving Lamborghinis.

First was the job soldering gas meter dials. It was in an un-air conditioned residential garage in Texas, working alongside a couple of retirees. I was 15 and miserable.

Whenever people describe themselves as a person of faith or a patriot it’s always smart to watch your back.

Is Don, Jr’s, girlfriend tagging along?

Do you really want to hear Rogen’s phlegmy, guttural voice horking sweet nothings in your ear?

God save us from influencers.

That sounds about right.

Being the Bow Girl when you’re 70 is not the plum JoJo imagines.

He’s also affecting a Walter Winchell speech cadence. I expect him to send greetings to Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea.

1979 or 80 I go to a concert at some NYC former movie palace turned music venue theater. The bill was UFO and Off Broadway, two bands that were somewhat successful but to this day I can’t tell you the name of any of their songs. To me they’re like Rosenkrantz and Guildenstern.

Here Are Things Not to Put in Your Vagina

Can we still fly huge American flags at car dealerships?

Isn’t that what Mount Olympus is supposed to look like?

Why aren’t those kids wearing ear protection? That’s got to be a noise hazard zone.

I’ve been using Axe Body Spray with no luck. Maybe I should switch to carrying around a male python.

I think a Rodin statue would be a good addition to the property.

...and they died of ennui. Photo courtesy of Edward Gorey.

I thought the Turner cable networks were already a MCU marathon.

So...Froggy went-a-courtin’, eh?

There can be only one Them!*