There was also Bruce Willis in Striking Distance.

MJ Hegar seems an appealing outsider Democratic pick. Cornyn’s office has already expended significant effort to discredit her ( #HollywoodHegar). And there are some potential candidates who may yet to declare.

Agreed. He could have been a serious contender to John Cornyn but he lost his appeal by going for the presidency rather than the senate. He’ll have even less appeal if he drops his presidential bid and tries for the senate again this cycle. Fortunately, there is already a slate of credible declared and potential…

Someone is repeating a grade.

She’s the closest thing we have to a leftist Trump.  She’s the candidate everybody is certain the voters aren’t stupid enough to pick, but then WHAM!!!

Remember when teleprompters were considered a sign of mental deficiency?

If America remains gripped by the insanity of the past few years then a Williamson presidency is inevitable.

Trump likes soldiers who don’t refrain from stabbing defenseless detainees in the neck.

Is that one kid or three?  I’d hate to be the one named “Vaginal”.

Really? Who’s her dad?

Are you feeling emotionally drained, angry, and isolated? Are your days leaving you exhausted and defeated? Is it getting to the point where it’s not worth the emotional toll every week? Why not go hang out at the creek with a tray of Jello shots and shoot guns for a few hours?

I hope the Proud Boys don’t drink copious amounts of milk at their rally. Nothing will make this flaming liberal feel more owned than seeing dozens of Proud Boys drinking gallons of milk on the streets of DC in July.

His flight may have had a female pilot. You know how unreliable they can be.

You left out the money quotes.

This seems consistent with Trump’s known style of diplomacy.

When Trump does start sundowning how can we tell?

Take comfort knowing Kim and Kanye will have great seats for the show in the VIP section.

A patriotic retelling of how Trump won Michigan and Ohio, now with fireworks.

There is one of these guys living in my town.  A full-time Dickensian cosplayer.  He petitioned the city council for an appointment to official town crier.  I would replace “strange” with “tiresome”.