If she can sell Be Best with a straight face she can certainly sell whatever bullshit Donald is dishing.

We should be putting iconic American wildlife images on our currency.

This is literally everything Trump knows about Andrew Jackson.

Pro tip: Avoid the deck chairs directly under the roller coaster track.

As a former mariner I’d like to point out that the view of the sea from 187 feet is not much different from the view of the sea from 40 feet.

Twenty bucks? The one I use is a simple rubber-ish sleeve. It works like a charm and didn’t cost anything near twenty bucks.

I...I...I don’t understand.

Needs more wolves.

Isn’t that just Trump’s jet livery turned upside down?

What about the Joey episodes?  I cringe over the Joey episodes.

Can we hope for a Leprechaun reunion?

We’re getting there, one baby step at a time.  Like these lovely modesty bathing suits.  You can dress your princess like a real Duggar.

I’m glad The Good Place will get a planned exit, unlike People Of Earth, whose demise came as the story was really starting to cook and I’M STILL PRETTY PISSED ABOUT IT!

According to conservatives climate scientists are already raking in that sweet climate change alarmist cash. That’s why you see climate scientists driving Lamborghinis.

First was the job soldering gas meter dials. It was in an un-air conditioned residential garage in Texas, working alongside a couple of retirees. I was 15 and miserable.

Whenever people describe themselves as a person of faith or a patriot it’s always smart to watch your back.

Is Don, Jr’s, girlfriend tagging along?

Do you really want to hear Rogen’s phlegmy, guttural voice horking sweet nothings in your ear?

God save us from influencers.

That sounds about right.