Dare I hope Rachel Ray will also announce?

I wish those two would just bang already and spare us all the drama.

I have always felt a more credible Seth Rich conspiracy theory would focus on Roger Stone.

Are we assuming that after all the plastic surgery Kylie is still capable of blinking?

Do people buy those runway fashions just to wear them at other runway shows?

Sleeping at sea, too, as well.  The pitch and roll action is really relaxing.

It’s time to improvise. You’ll need a pack of Sweet Tarts and a Sharpie.

As with most things my dog has been ahead of the curve on this.

Grow the beard out a little more and get the Hitler haircut , Don Jr. will be the Proud Boys poser child.

We haven’t seen a lot of #Dimberly lately. I hope all is well with America’s loveliest couple.

Pretty much.  It’s like when my parents started wearing flaired jeans.

There was a Protestant segregation academy just a couple of miles north of my integrated Catholic school. To this day it can still reasonably be considered as a segregation academy.

Catholic high schools in Dallas made the decision to desegregate at least a decade before Dallas county schools finally lost their desegregation legal fight. My catholic high school was fully integrated in the early 70s.

Yeah, that aging movie usher is really inspired by JoJo’s D.R.E.A.M.

I see her future more along the lines of a Danny Bonaduce or Cory Feldman.  There will be some dark times but nothing that will dissuade her from a career of countless comeback attempts.

She has an older brother with his own video channel. I’m guessing he’s either approaching or past 20 years old but his videos are aimed at the same JoJo maturity level audience.  We’re still years away from peak JoJo.

“I dated girls when I was in my 20s, two that had abortions that I really did nothing to stop,” he told the Washington Post in July.

I think you mean Kalabasas.

I was going to suggest Liberty University as Patterson’s source of scientific research but I imagine LU disapproves of masturbating for science.

Let’s hope this starts a campaign of buying Vice tickets then walking out to own the libs.