On a given morning not too long ago, the rest of the world disappeared and the house was left all alone. Its inhabitants were never sure whether the world was destroyed and only the house left untouched or whether the the house had somehow been taken away. And you’ll note that the people in the house have to…

Melania or Marionette?

Me and my chums used to make rat dick kings.  It was a bonding exercise.

Are we sure this isn’t her Trump audition tape? There may be a First Lady position open soon.

I have heard they are going to flood the old one and host trireme battles.

Arlington, Tx, is now the proud financier of TWO major league baseball parks. Literally side by side major league ballparks.  Because it’s always nice to have a spare major league ballpark.

Combine “Nasal” with “Twang” and you’ve got it.

She has zero vocal range.  All she can do is modulate the volume of her voice.  I lost interest halfway through this song and her SNL performances last Saturday.

You and me both.

So are we talking the original version of the song or the “hi my name is Mariah and this is my ass” version of the song.

Trump takes credit for that exchange of “Merry Christmas”-es in 3...2...1...

The no-brainer choice is to not make DC a state. Sure, the citizens of DC need voting representation in congress and relief from congressional oversight fuckery. Fold the district into Virginia or Maryland, create the suitable number of voting House seats appropriate for the population size, create whatever special…

If Trump can’t hold it together with a fawning true believer like Harris Faulkner what chance does he stand against a seasoned special prosecutor?

True patriots never say “Democratic Party.” Little details like that will blow your cover every time.

Also the pointing thing.

Tell me about the rabbits again.

It isn’t mentioned in the Constitution, soooo....

But remember, Prince Salmon has vigorously denied authorizing the murder maybe five (FIVE!) times at different points, including as recently as a few days ago.  Guilty people don’t possess the righteous stamina to lie that many times.

One doesn’t rub unicorn cum on one’s temple. Unicorn cum is dripped directly in the eyes. Honestly, if the author is unfamiliar with her topics she should not be writing these articles.  What is this website, anyway?