I have an alternative herbal miracle crystal unguent made from goop I squeezed out of a jellyfish. Would Ms. Lohan consider being the face of that?

The Reverend Falwell’s helpmeet is showing some knee.  She must be pilloried.

Oh, there are ballot measures I’d love to see. First and foremost, a constitutional amendment requiring non-partisan redistricting. Then legalizing weed. The weed thing will never pass so I’d open with that one and then reluctantly settle for the redistricting thing as a compromise. Art Of The Deal!

Hi. Texan here. Voted for Beto. Doing what I can to break the Tea Party’s dominance of Texas. You’re welcome.

It should also be noted there are now TWO Pences in positions of national authority.

Last year Laura Loomer’s rotten tires blew out, possibly due to inept parallel parking. She claimed on Twitter her tires were slashed by leftist thugs and would her supporters please help her buy a new set of tires. That’s all you need to know about Laura Loomer.

The flying head was cool.

I look forward to the upcoming An Avatar Christmas tv special becoming a beloved holiday tradition.

Tennis pro also, too.

I thought it peaked in the 70's because that generation (including me) watched the original run of the series.

Don Jr’s deep voice lessons were really worth the money.  Have you ever heard such a manly man’s voice?

Ivanka’s voice will be the voice of Skynet or the carousel.

But Megyn remembers seeing a lot of positive stories about fraternities and sororities throwing black face parties. How was she to know it’s actually a bad thing?

Diamond & Silk have an exclusivity clause in their contract with the Trump Organization.

Has Melania been accused of being a man? Of having her law license revoked? Of killing Vince Foster, Ron Brown, Seth Rich?

10% of the time Avenatti is doing good work. 90% of the time Avenatti is not helping.

Attention must be paid!

I thought this was about white guys blinking.

Shouldn’t their beef be against the mothers who raised the sex predators who ruin it for the rest of those honorable men?

Kavanaugh was part of the investigation that led to the impeachment of Bill Clinton. Imagine the satisfaction of elevating him to the Supreme Court just to stick it to the Clintons one more time. It may be just that simple with Trump.