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This does not bode well for the quality of the Q&A portion of the pageant.

Trump would be the greatest senator is the history of senators; ancient Rome included.

Are there faces on that penis or is my apophenia acting up again?

Who is more punchable? Discuss.

He also loved Moby Dick because it was all about whaling.

Look, we have a perfectly fine gulf right next to Florida. Let’s just dump it all in that and get on with our lives.

The cost of de-gilding the furniture alone will be staggering.

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It’s NATURAL! How can something NATURAL hurt you? It can’t. It’s NATURAL! Like asbestos and hydrogen sulfide gas it’s a NATURAL part of the environment. NATURAL!

The warning on dry cleaner bags were written for people like her.

There is a tweet that predicts Trump’s nominees. UNCANNY!

Does he still think Shakespeare In The Park tried to murder Laura Loomer?

Can you see the large heated rock upon which Larry lies to raise his body temperature?

Mangy seems more an adjective than a nickname.

More like a college YAF asshole. They’re far worse and infinitely more smug.

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Also this, because it looks incredibly cool and I want one so bad.

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You can learn to fly the P-38 is just a little over 34 minutes. Where is the Millennium Falcon’s instructional video?

Trump is Republicans tripling down on Bush II.

It’s like Ken Starr never existed. Fox News has no object permanence.

Fuck them. Ajit got his.

He uses the words “my plan”, which speaks volumes about this whole shit show.