Spiral cut your hot dogs/hot links before grilling. It creates pockets that hold condiments and relish. The dogs also expand lengthwise as opposed to bloating around the circumference, crowding the bun. The little bit of char along the cut edges adds a nice flavor and texture, too.

I hear Camp David has all the amenities like air conditioning and Trump wouldn’t need to fly a big ass jumbo jet to get there.

Absolutely. And the riverboats and Skull Island and the tower slide and Fiesta Train. It was a melange of imagination, thrills, dolphin cruelty and casual racism but it was the amusement park of my youth.

I worked at the original Six Flags when it had original (but highly flawed) theming. All the superhero/Warner Bros branding the park has done the past few decades is a betrayal of the original park vision.

I hear HemisFair is nice.

For the love of God DO NOT let Donald Trump renovate the White House to his standards.

I recall only one political conversation when I served (with a conservative shipmate whose prediction about Jimmy Carter proved wildly incorrect). Every other conversation, including with officers, tended to be either mission specific or about women and liquor.

That’s because there are only 8 towns in all of Australia.

Lahren’s insight, perspective and delivery is so unique within the conservative ragestream media that it took OAN exactly three minutes to find her replacement.

Are we sure Moochie isn’t motion capture CG?

Did you cover President Goiter’s Boy Scout Jamboree speech? Did I just miss it?

I suspect part of the reason Trump spends every weekend at one of his properties is because that’s where his spray tan booths are. Of course Trumps spray tan booths go to 11.

The Mooch is just pandering to the MRA vote. He’s saying what Chuck C. Johnson is thinking.

“...and a little neck lipo. And would it kill her to hit the gym and maybe cut back on the chocolates? C’mon! This is the White House. Not WalMart. Press secretaries need to be a 6 at least, fer chrisakes.”

Have you tried Dianetics®? The physical universe is a construct of the mind and volcanoes.

Do they come in the same Trapper Keeper color schemes that pre-teens and apparently DIY keyboard hobbyists seem to love?

I’m an old. I want a keyboard that gives me that orgasmic sploosh joy of typing on an IBM Selectric.

Bro’s got a weird head. Dab!

Damn. Eight years Three months of Republicans crafting a comprehensive and fair healthcare bill down the tube.

Fraternity douchebags or someone trying to fix their boner problems. Either or.