Parmesan thief sounds like a great profession, as well as an excellent Italian neo-realism film.

Not to mention the alarming rise of werewolfism.

From what Republicans in congress are telling me we are all begging them to free us from the tyranny of Obamacare.

Look at those sleeveless harlots.

Notice Macron has a firm grip on Trump’s elbow for the first 6 seconds to block the Trump tug. Only he Macron lets go with his left hand does Trump pull that tug nonsense.

And there you go.

Anyone who gives birth to a seven month old daughter probably needs a hundred grand’s worth of plastic surgery.

Judging by that choir they are angry their grandkids never call and there’s too much cursing on TV these days.

You could call it Buber.

President Goiter is a national treasure.

Whereas the the imagery of the Right Wing Tea Party, the Proud Boys, the Trump Train-ers is that of kittens gathering wildflowers in a verdant meadow.

On the other hand I would set up a hobo camp in the lobby of Broadcasting House just to occasionally hear Susanna Reid’s BBC diction.

Even Larry the Cable Guy had a show. I guess we know at what level History’s standards kick in.

Coal tar makes a passable scotch, though.

Thank god we are free of that meddlesome, unelected Michelle Obama with her meddlesome meddling in national policy while being unelected.

It’s wealthy people code.

Is marrying a Trump really marrying up?

That is more than 140 characters.

Gosh, this is such a bad time. Ivanka’s busy with this North Korea thing right now. Then there’s China’s aggressive move in the South China Sea to deal with. Plus she’s got to get the kids all packed up for summer camp. Honestly, I can’t see her getting some spare time before February at the earliest.