I heard some folks on a ski slope yelling “pizza” and “french fries”. There’s something going there, I bet’cha.

The wedding my darling ex-wife planned for four months and spent waaaay too much money on was a huge flop. Our legal wedding, which took place four months earlier and kept secret, was actually very cool. It was a February Friday. A snowstorm blew in that morning and dropped an inch or two of snow over the day, which…

Have you considered a theme may actually improve some weddings? Honestly, my wedding could have been improved by clowns and a Bouncy Kastle.

“Jack and Rose seemed so happy. Let’s do that!”

How about an interactive Duggar exhibit? It involves a baseball mitt.

#hypocrisy

The price of a woman’s reproductive organs equals roughly one night’s bottle service?

Mock all you want, but Trump and his cabinet have a firm understanding of climate science.

They know the production is inflammatory but they’re a little unsure as to why.

The praise of Jefferson Davis doesn’t help, either.

I don’t know if this is true. Nor do I know how to validate the info. All I know is Ezra Levant founded The Rebel, the employer of Laura Loomer and the supposedly fired Jack Posobiec. The site is also being heavily hyped for donations by Mike Cernovich.

They all have over-inflated faces in my view.

They look like groomsmen at Draco Malfoy’s wedding.

There is something about their bulbous heads I find disturbing. Like a comically pointy nose on a peach, viewed through a fish-eye lens.

Sheesh. At least Brownie knew about horses before heading FEMA

Andy was pretty cool, though.

Pirro is the master of the angry sneer, that’s for sure.

It’s pretty obvious Jason Miller’s statements are a reflection of it being Miller’s manly time of the month.

Glenn Beck went into his usual sermon about individuals need to be armed because everyone should be a first responder. The irony that the targets were for the most part ardent NRA members and supporters who did not return a single shot was lost on Beck.

Why were several sixth graders playing in a marsh under such unsafe conditions...?