True, but GOP legislators are conditioned to sign pledges (no new taxes, defund Planned Parenthood, etc...) so signing a loyalty oath to an insane, incompetent president who is the titular head of the Republican Party would not trip any red flags for them.

The GOP has a history of demanding its officeholders sign oaths of one sort or the other. Demanding signed fealty pledges directly to Trump is not that much of an extension.

You can tell by the way Trump swears-in his cabinet.

The Simpsons already did this story.

I’m shocked Cindy Lou had such a dark side.

Yet still not the most bizarre moment in cake topper history.

Not all that long ago it was illegal to possess five or more dildos in Texas, so dildo merchandisers advertised them as “cake toppers” and “party novelties”.

When your career trajectory starts with being a Nixon fan girl the rest is an inevitability.

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I’ve prepared a handy timeline that will help you:

ALSO...STOP WINKING! PEOPLE WHO WINK ARE THE WORST!

YAY #TeamNoHug

Trucks jumping dunes. Camouflage trucker caps. American flags. The only thing missing is a Bob Seger soundtrack.

Yes. It will feature an ensuite gun range.

There was a joint in downtown Ft. Worth called Billy Miner’s that used the peanut shell gimmick back in the ‘80s. It was kind’a cute for a while but the novelty wears thin quickly. A Dallas Mexican restaurant had a better gimmick with its daily Happy Hour tortilla fights. 

And yet I still think they’re crap. Go figure.

I wonder if Capt. Smith got an equally enthusiastic blow job from J. Bruce Ismay that night as Trump received from Scott Pruitt today.

I would prefer NBC bring back that pedophile-catching show than see Megyn Kelly get a brand makeover.

Advisor to the President of the United States and a lifestyle blogger? Ivanka is having it all!

A graphic artist in, I believe, Sweden. He said he threw it together in about 90 minutes. I’m quite envious.