Another career cut short by knit cap poisoning.

Later in the dinner, Mr. Trump again said to Mr. Comey that he needed his loyalty.

According to deputy press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the group will present its findings in a report next year that will supposedly show “system vulnerabilities that lead to improper registrations and voting.”

Look how she needs to Scotch tape her upper lip.

His TV is in a gold frame. That’s a Trump baller move, for sure.

Lemon sharks sound like the happiest sharks.

You are asking a political party that shovels bullshit daily (“We aren’t restricting reproductive rights. We are protecting women!”) to call Donald Trump on shoveling bullshit?

Starting this November the Presidential Seal will include the words “We Won Michigan”.

Yeah...what Lutefisk said.

Deep in the sclerotic, cholesterol-clogged heart of Texas.

Pepe haz a sad!

You are forgetting god awful Colin Quinn at the anchor desk, which is a good thing and should apply to all Colin Quinn appearances.

Then you mean this guy.

“I’m president!”

Perhaps he wanted pictures in which she appeared more perky.

How can you determine who she is looking at?

So it’s back to a dictator-friendly foreign policy.

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Train compartments are even better. For travel comfort and fun nothing beats a train.