Did anyone else catch Mick Mulvaney’s forceful turn at the podium today? The White House breakroom must be stocked with Alex Jones’s alpha male angry swinging dick vitamin supplements.

Bubble is the new fleek, I’m guessing.

“People don’t ask that question, but why was there the Civil War”

If I take all the Jones-approved supplements will I transform into an Alpha Male?

What if I wear lead pants?

Shouldn’t that professional victim’s list include MRAs, White Nationalists, Bill O’Reilly, the NRA,...?

I have a family member who back in the day patronized the same Austin gym as Alex Jones. Based on his stories about their occasional interactions, as well as his recollections of what other Austin public access cable shows related about Jones’ behavior at the studio, questions about Jones’ suitability as a parent goes…

To be fair, Pablo Escobar probably could have gotten this festival done.

This really shakes my faith in the transformative power of rapper/model collaborations.

If a vibe is subject to copyright then why do all 80s hair bands sound the same?

Hannity has a copy of O’Reillly’s playbook, apparently.

Mallory Archer is hot. Her voice, I mean.

Isn’t Don Jr. supposed to be hard at work running the family businesses?

That’s Bob Beckel. the token liberal on The Five. His job is to be the liberal punching bag for the rest of the panel. They chose him for his senility and his inability to mount any coherent rebuttal to the panel’s typically shallow Republican talking points.

Omlette you finish, but egg prison is tougher than it sounds.

It really blurs the lines between self-congratulation and self-aggrandizement.

I love the pan down from Washington to President Florida Man. A new founding father for New America.

Never speak disrespectfully about our Czarina.

Michael Savage has spent the last two days of his radio show demanding to know why women are allowed to accuse men like O’Reilly because they aren’t famous and no one knows them and lawyers are vermin and Trump needs to crack down on lawyers like Gloria Allred and her whorish clients and O’Reilly was denied his due…