If zebra mussels had legs they’d be dancing right now.

You could have easily avoided your problem had you just obtained a degree from Harvard. Why should the rest of us pay for your lack of foresight?

Raymond Babbitt was really good at counting and dates.

This aspect of the military never gets depicted at NFL games.

Time counts and keeps countin’, and we knows now finding the trick of what’s been and lost ain’t no easy ride. But that’s our trek, we gotta’ travel it. And there ain’t nobody knows where it’s gonna’ lead. Still in all, every night we does the tell, so that we ‘member who we was and where we came from.

Couldn’t he afford Ed Hardy?

inflate defense spending by implementing severe cuts to the EPA and to the State Department

I had a co-worker who told me his mother overcooked everything when he was growing up. As a result he demanded meat be very, very rare. And not just steaks. He would slip restaurant staff twenty bucks to just warm chicken. Basically raw, room temperature chicken. Some restaurants simply refused, but an alarming number…

I’m sure the Bull Moose Party was Alphas Only. So...there ya go.

No Moody Blues this year?

Greg Gutfeld has snidely dismissed the exact same Alinsky organization and tactics of recent town halls that was used in 2009 by the Tea Party town hall protests.

Think of them as granite participation trophies.

She takes no guff off any of you liberal mugs!

the alt-right is actually a left-wing fascist movement that hijacked the term “alt-right.”

How about a law mandating jaunty fetal hats prior to the procedure?

Grace’s excellent earlier work earned her my willful ignorance of her later mistakes.

Please then explain how Obama’s golf is less offensive than Trump’s. Where was the outrage when Obama went on his golf binges?

Factor in Trump takes AF1 down to Florida every time he gets the urge to chip a few out of the rough (not a Trump sex metaphor) and Trump’s golf habit seems extra hypocritical given his campaign trail bitching about O’s golf habit.

A more reliable test would be which one doesn’t have an encrypted hard drive full of child porn.

So 13 year olds should not engage in sexual relationships with adults, except 13 year old Milo, who was one of those special 13 year olds who achieved sexual agency far earlier than his peers. Milo has been special and advanced his entire life, apparently. It must be quite the burden for Milo, living in a world filled…