Sure, old school communication is reliable but it’s brutal on the guy that has to do it.

If Hugo Chavez had been a capitalist he would have been Donald Trump.

From/In IKEA is the new In Bed joke.

IKR. I was told it’s ok for Melania because “she’s raising her child.” But Malia going on a school trip to Mexico was an outrageous misuse of taxpayer money.

As far as I can tell there is no documentation that Trump has actually declined his salary other than Trump himself saying it. For me I need something more reliable than Trump’s word.

It wasn’t all grunge back then.

The common respone to me has been “Well, Trump isn’t taking any salary!” Even though a president’s salary is $400K and he has already spent about $10MM on his Mar-a-Lago trips in just three weeks.

That was Jeffrey Lord on CNN. Still very true, nonetheless.

So you double the membership fee to your country club which happens to also be the “Winter White House’, make it obvious that members can have access to the President of the United States and..CHA-CHING!

It’s the brilliant work of a Swedish graphic artist. I saw it last night on Wonkette.

Do you know who falls for the Trump handshake* every time? Chris Christie.

How is that WH statement not an official presidential endorsement of the commercial enterprise dba Fox News?

Isn’t the whole point of doing a mad thing revenge against those fools at the institute who called the mad thing mad?

I am sorely disappointed there was not one “Back at’cha, buddy!” from any of the reporters present.

Kenyan volcano lair? How gauche! Obama has built a secret bunker complex less than two miles from the White House from which to command his legions.

I’m still waiting for Tyrant Obama to implement Sharia Law in America. I’m starting to think he’s not going to do it.

Worse than the Steve Bannon unfettered capitalist road warrior hellscape the Trump administration is working to bring forth?

Plus he was a SEAL, which moistens the pantaloons of Trump supporters.