Next up for the NSA seat: Erik Prince.

“...and then he tried that handshake thing on me. Can you believe it? I mean...who does that shit?”

Yeah, but...57 STATES!

Yet Bannon believes he lives in the best of all possible worlds.

That is White House Correspondent Charlie Spiering. Take a minute to think about that. White House Correspondent Charlie Spiering.

Slouching towards Mar-a-Lago.

Penis.

I am appalled by Ms. Conway’s statement, so disrespectful of the crisis actors hired by George Soros to portray the grieving family members of the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre! Shame, madame. SHAME!

I would start with Trump hotels frequently being the site of adultery and illicit drug use.

Turns out he was neither Bad nor Invincible, too.

I first heard the term used by GWB’s administration after 9/11. It still makes my skin crawl. It’s too reminiscent of The Fatherland.

I like to remind Trumpists their tin god’s campaign platform railed heavily against un-Constitutional Executive Orders and taxpayer funded travel expenses of the First Family.

Oh, come on! Only one person got the Professor Pangloss reference?

He does have that Professor Pangloss nose. At least for now.

There is one now, apparently.

With Trump leading the way those magazine covers are absolutely prescient.

Could she not find a onesie wedding dress?

Jesus. Great guy...great guy. Did a lot of great things. Amen.

Have we come to the point where a vote for Ben Carson is no longer a hash mark on the “what the hell!?” meter?