This is the woman who as Trump’s mistress followed the family on a ski vacation. I’m reserving judgment on her parenting skills.

You’re thinking of Donald, Jr.

Marla Maples needs an assistant? Marla Maples?

And Don jr and Eric’s ventriloquism act. They take turns acting the dummy.

I dunno. I’ve already been twitter blocked by one PhD Trump supporter for questioning her PhD (of which she was equally proud) after a particularly stupid tweet.

But she was really proud of that PhD. Oh, well. It wasn’t the first falsehood to appear on the Fox News chyron.

“I will continue to enthusiastically support him and his agenda for American renewal.”said Crowley, hugging her beloved autographed photo of Richard Nixon. “To the back rub champion of Park Ridge, NJ! Love, Dick” reads the shaky handwriting, its frame glass protecting aging ink from the torrent of tears and kisses.…

Where is Alveda King? She’s the traditional choice of Republicans seeking validation.

Incoming CIA Director Alex Jones will clean up this mess, you bet’cha.

That’s why I invented the Nyquil slushee.

Yes, but surrounded by tackier furniture.

I’ve been playing Entropia Universe for 12 years.  Mainly because it’s free, but also because the asshole population has historically been low. While Mind Ark is frequently frustrating and boneheaded in its game administration the player base is dedicated and welcoming.

Coming up next.

Is the website in all caps or are just random words capitalized? How many sentences end in exclamation points?

And then there is this from Forbes. Next on board the Trump Train, Jim Hoft (the Stupidest Man on the Internet).

You’re calling the wrong dress shops.

My kindergarten teacher forcing us to square dance in front of our parents effectively ended all my dance ambitions forever.

She thinks that wall kept communism out of West Berlin.

Monica’s exceptional insight and thoughtful work on how to turn this country around is exactly why she will be serving in the Administration.