Crowning cat anus Donald Trump wants those ambassadorships on the market and generating revenue as soon as possible. Of course, Tim Tebow and Tom Brady will get complimentary ones. Everyone else better learn to play ball Donald, Jr., and Eric, though.

...after her divorce is finalized in 2018.

Does Peter Thiel get a consulting credit?

I bet Tomi Lahren is wardrobe shopping as we speak. Everything’s coming up Tomi!

Hitler clone.

That’s Czar Omarosa to you.

I fail to see how she is any more a journalist than Sean Hannity. While she did feud with Trump a feud is not journalism. Nor is the occasional dispute with Fox management journalism. Overall she served the same corporate/political stooge role as Hannity, O’Reilly, Carlson and the rest.

Not in Texas.

I’m pretty sure entering into a formal relationship with Mariah Carey involves an actual ceremony, surrounded by her most favorite stuffed animals and lots of glitter. And everybody wears a tiara.

As someone who has stayed in the adjacent hotel room please conclude your argument by 11:30 pm. Some of us must be at the client site first thing in the morning.

“For what?”

I guess the Kylie branch of the Naked Kardashian franchise is officially open. Like a new 7/11 and just about as exciting.

No kidding. For years my local shopping center was the winter roost for tens of thousands grackles and other small birds. Trees and utility lines packed with cackling sky rats. Bird shit fell like rain. They have since moved on to...somewhere else...I don’t care where, not my problem anymore.

Ducks don’t whistle.

I hate them and I can’t explain why

That picture is just so sad. Poor, poor Barron.

The Rockettes who have opted into the inauguration will join an America’s Got Talent runner-up and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.

I checked that site for the first time tonight only to learn Paul Kantner died earlier this year. Mother pus bucket!

As long as it is a Republican monarchy Reince is probably ok with it. We’re already being restructured for one party rule.

As I recall Gretchen Carlson’s dictionary equated a king with a czar, AND AMERICA DOES NOT HAVE CZARS!!!