Places I have heard this type of language before tonight:

He’s needs a couple of days to find the real culprit.

It’s a roller coaster and we all have our hands up.

Well, that’s why pencils have erasers, Donald. No harm, no foul.

Since this scandal has broken I, as we all should, waited to hear Sean Hannity’s take. Tonight, Hannity pointed his meaty finger directly at Bill Clinton.

Isn’t Burnett hard right conservative? If so good luck getting any incriminating Trump video from him.

That this tape came out after Ted Cruz had to man a Trump phone bank is the perfect cherry on top.

Pussy!*

“I moved on her and I failed. I’ll admit it,”

Ronny Chieng missed it on the write-in candidate guy. He understands American culture enough to know Alfred E. Neuman.

That requires self-awareness.

Mount a leaflet campaign around the Fox News building like you were promoting your crappy new band.

On the bright side they probably got accepted to medical school.

Lady Bracknell would not approve of this.

She’s not always wrong!

“Case closed! Now shut it before I shut it for you.”

I’m having trouble determining who reads more self-help books, Yoko Ono or LaToya Jackson.

As an authentic dreadlock have-r would you look at her as a tourist? That was my first impression but I’m a baldish guy looking for validation.

It’s like his “the wall just got six feet higher!” routine. It sorta sounds good but falls apart under the slightest scrutiny.

To any tax accountants out there: Is the idea to use business losses as an offset to future tax liability actually “brilliant” or more of a “well...DUH!”? Between losing almost $1BB and what appears to be an obvious tax strategy I can’t seem to find the brilliance.