Stolen Clown Honor?

Even scarier: reports of clowns playing the knock-out game.

This is a campaign where Trump can simultaneously boast about shooting a man on 5th Avenue and still win the election while lamenting that Hillary can shoot someone at a Trump rally and not get prosecuted. We are so fucked.

Meanwhile, on BBC America, a 12-hour Star Trek: TNG marathon.

It’s probably a good Idea just for maintaining whatever minor bequest Trump has made for her in his will. You know Donald is going to burst a blood vessel when he loses the election.

Why are you covering this when there are athletes and musicians taking a knee during the Star Spangled Banner?

Without an explicit declaration of dibs! I don’t see how your claim on Wasteland of Sexual Anarchy will hold up in court. The legal formalities must be observed.

I live in Alabama...It makes me sad, and drives me to drink!

I will miss President Obama’s robot routine.

I guess this proves Donald is there for the 3 a.m. tweet.

Why waste money on a Lion King remake when there are plenty of comic book super heroes who have yet to get a big screen treatment? Please, won’t someone think of Darkhawk?

I’ve heard some people are saying Trump’s erratic behavior and lack of focus is indicative of late-stage syphilis. I’m not saying that Trump’s erratic behavior and lack of focus is the result of late-stage syphilis. I’m just saying I’ve heard some people are saying Trump’s erratic behavior and lack of focus is the…

I was going to vote for Trump until I read this article. I consider this information has performed a public service.

To be fair, Weichselbaum isn’t Mexican, so...

One Democrat endorsement in 126 years. Another example of the Arizona Republic’s liberal media bias.

There is a Simpsons joke that could easily explain Trump’s emotional development. Just substitute Trumps name and read in the voice of Paul Harvey:

Given this is Frank Luntz bringing this up there is a 65% percent chance the congressman doesn’t even exist.

Yeah, it sounds incredible but there is video of it.

I wish America could appreciate the beauty of a good ruin.