If the rumor is true I can’t imagine Trump is committed to it. Most likely Trump noticed Thiel’s recent notoriety, the only measure Trump has in evaluating talent. A Trump presidency will be the first to be guided solely by pop culture.

You can’t explain it!

It was greedy real estate developers. This also explains all the creepy clown sightings.

Donald’s testosterone number is below average (per Dr. Wikipedia). Do we really want a man with below average testosterone as President of the United States? Can such a man face down Vladimir Putin?

and we sorta smiled together backstage

If this happened in Oregon then why does the phrase “Get him, baby”ring with a southern accent in my head?

He could have saved a few video production bucks by filming himself shooting fish.

...designed to distract from Crooked Hillary Clinton’s disastrous week

Terror Bay sounds nice.

I’m going to need some last names here before I can pick a side.

“I can see it happening right now because everyone’s saying that he was soft on Trump. Well now the new person’s gonna try to be really hard on Trump just to show,...”

Ooooh...people like you make Jeanine Pirro so mad!

Is that Corey Feldman on bass?

Stand very still. Don’t look behind you.

Three have been renamed, actually. The Jefferson Davis Elementary in Dallas was renamed Barbara Jordan Elementary. It was my neighborhood elementary school back in the Jeff Davis days.

I think those last four were the names of the Banana Splits.

The last 18 months of my military hitch was spent on a land base. Raising the colors was done every morning at 8 a.m. and all personnel not indoors were required to stop and salute the flag while the national anthem played over the base speakers. At 7:59 a.m., all over the base, you could see uniformed service men and…

I would have gone with Blingee.

Yeah, but were they really happy?