Holing up in big ol’ house which I assume is chock full of her weird deceased dad’s memorabilia with a tatted-up ex-pizza delivery guy banging on drums all day and night isn’t good therapy?

Trump believes the UCMJ is a sandwich involving jelly.

A leppo is a marvelous thing!

All of Donald Trump’s policies revolve around having a closer look.

Is Irkutsk the capital city of a planet made of cake and frosting?

It could literally be anyone!

“That person doesn’t want to fuck me” is my opening gambit in all my social interactions.

I didn’t know star fucker was a formal level.

Drones will fix this, right? I keep hearing about drones.

Clown Forest is America’s least visited national park.

and heard, but not seen, by one adult.

I predict a masterful blend of “black on black crime”, “failed by the Democrat Party” and “Clinton Death List”.

Agreed. This whole episode is going to come back and bite those parents hard in the future.

I find the absence of facepalms in that crowd disturbing. This is not what Jesus had in mind when he said to suffer the little children.

I was about to say something similar. Is he a poor impulse control asshole or is it just a case of New Jersey being New Jersey?

He says “Democratic”. That’s nice.

It does a job the rest of me doesn’t want to do.

My suggestion is Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrel. A British costume drama about magic in Georgian Enland.

Maybe now she’ll stop judging me.

I thought that war was about Lincoln usurping state’s rights, not slavery. How will I ever get a decent SAT score if the narratives keep changing?