It’s a telling that The Haunting (1999) makes a Best Of list about Netflix.

And this is where my life peaked.

Do you sleep all day Sundays?

Since you went there, peas in guac will trigger one or both of the following events:

There is well established precedent for his behavior.

...tackle top headlines from all angles and perspectives.

In the couple’s defense baseball is really fucking boring.

Pictured: construction men in their work suits.

A stretch of I-35 passes about a block from my childhood home. During construction we skateboarded down the overpasses.

It’s amazing how far competent editing goes in improving a terrible movie.

Yeah...stupid liberals!

Slim Jims. Step into it.

With a $40MM golden parachute the guaranteed job seems a tad superfluous.

Cain didn’t have these.

...though the last time sleevelessness was tolerated in men’s fashion, Donald Trump was on his first marriage.

The day time speakers today all appear to be winners of some GOP essay contest.

Blowfly-human hybrid pupa Roger Ailes

Carter lived 50 miles away, in Whoville, apparently.

If you ever watch her on Fox her delivery will make you think she is heavily medicated.