“What he said was straight out of the Black Lives Matter playbook...”, Dash wrote using a standard talking point straight out of the Fox News playbook.

Ross Perot’s boutique tax loophole amendment many years ago was waaay more specific than this.

There is more than just one minor league team, right? They should just get a second job on one of the other teams if they really want to live the luxurious one bedroom apartment with no roommate lifestyle.

You know her tweets will eventually devolve into her concern about Hogwarts, don’t you?

Damn! A victory for her would have looked great on her application to Liberty University.

By Day 100 Trump will have bankrupted the country with his increased import of Italian marble and gold leaf.

I thought it was meant to be a slap in the face for Barack Obama. That’s what I kept hearing at any rate.

He probably offended Zeus.

I go to the zoo in the Fall or Winter when the chance of there being a lot of kids around is reduced. The weather is nicer, the foliage more colorful and the crowd more tolerable.

The letters section is the only reason I subscribe to Aviation Week magazine.

There was a variant of that joke applied to Baylor, as well. I knew so many of my peers that dreamed of going to Baylor and I could never understand why. This was back before Baylor had moderated some of its student code. To me, going to Baylor would be almost as suffocating as going to BYU (if Brigham Young had…

*sigh* He’s so dreamy! I could listen to him talk all night. Oh, talk to me, Donald! I wonder what his tiny hands would feel like on my body. Mmmmm... Donald and Delegate Trump. Mrs. Delegate Trump. President Donald J. Trump and First Lady Delegate Trump. Good evening Ambassador. May I introduce my husband Donald…

I’m sure Baylor have bigger problems in need of attention, like students dancing or male and female students swimming together.

She’s not a secret agent! She’s a very vapid girl!

Why didn’t they just scroll the Clinton Death List?

Somewhere the Gotti boys are bitterly downing their screw-top champagne, wondering why their reality show fame was so fleeting.

Like there is ever a shortage of women willing to get naked at a national political convention.

As with obsolete Super Bowl shirts and hats, Sierra Leone and Liberia are about to be flooded with Cruz/Carly merchandise.

Melania is committed to solving cosmetics deficiencies in our lifetime.

High-Precision Low-Explosive Anti-Personnel Ordinance.