You left out Email stamps.

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The most memorable line I heard while working at a bar and grill in a college town comes from some random sorority chick: "I've been 21 for a week and they are still carding me!"

I think we've met before.

How many times has Huckabee sat on the Fox News couch surrounded by news ladies wearing tiny cocktail dresses and FMPs? Yeah, Mike, Beyonce is the problem.

A talented shooter could fire a bullet through a crowd safely, dont'cha know.

No. This calls for something romantic.

Jerry Jones would charge residences close to the stadium a fee if he could.

"Go with Christ, bra."

Based on the wallpaper behind that tweet she has had a lot of lip work done as well.

It's nice to see women making inroads in the traditionally male-dominated professional assassin industry.

Also, this happened.

LiveLeak has good video of the fire engine trying to get past the helicopter. It looks like the driver misjudged the clearance beneath the copter blades.

In her calmer moments I'm sure she sounds more genteel like this woman:

I'll have the boys in the lab start work on an electrified net launcher.

Yeah, but do any of those examples also promote public awareness?

Did the Dictionary Advisory Council change the definition of "important" when I wasn't looking?

You can tell it isn't Rudd by the lack of Seth Rogan attached to the guy's hip.