I eagerly anticipate the will.I.amsstandbypassenger parody twitter account.

The fight scene from Robin and Marian always struck me as being fairly realistic, in that I would exhaust myself very quickly in that situation as well.

But they are robbing me of the incentive to go out and refine my own gasoline! Thanks for making me a slave to the state, Obama or Obama's local representative.

The Kardashian lifeforms live a different reality.

Just saying it's natural at my age, too.

I am well older than 20 and I would not want my picture taken in a similar pose.

How you doin'?

I could live with that. Although given that Colbert makes his living portraying derogatory stereotypical white racial slurs on television that would seem kind of redundant.

What if we replace it with "Bad Drivers" or "Math Whizzes"?

In the 1970s ABC broadcast a Friday night concert series featuring recorded live performances of popular bands of the day. My local affiliate, however, refused to air episodes featuring Alice Cooper precisely because he performed shirtless. Oddly enough, the shirtless stylings of Grand Funk's Mark Farner made it to…

Franchise wings are significantly smaller than home made wings in my experience, and significantly more expensive. Ordering out wings is a sucker's game.

Frank's is definitely the cornerstone of good hot wing sauce. To that add butter, cider vinegar, a dash or two of tabasco, brown sugar, garlic powder and cayennne. Simmer that for a few minutes and pour directly on your taste buds.

He's going to ruin his eyes getting that close to the TV.

Look at the wakes of the vessels. Totally the soviet's move. Nice of that captain to wait for the US sailors to clear the rail before making his move, though.

Piffle! For that money you can sear The Hulk on to your steak accompanied by a personalized message in a lovely flowing script for each dinner guest.

Another cringe-worthy (to modern sensibilities) Kennedy impersonation occurred on the Dick Van Dyke Show. Go to the 2:38 mark.

Toast the fucking bun! Criminy! You go to all the bother of crafting your artisanal fish filet or beef patty or wombat tenders and then you slap it between two slabs of cold, flavorless white bread? (A hamburger bun is just white bread wearing a sesame seed hat.) That may suit farmers and tradesmen but you're…

This is not the first such incident involving the arresting officer.

Or it could have happened like this.