A salute with the elbow tucked in tight...Is that a Marine thing? That would have gotten me punishment laps on the Grinder back in boot camp.

Same here. I will also say Cyrus is much more attractive without the buzz haircut and faux teddy bear ears.

It's as if baseball was invented by Ayn Rand.

Might I suggest actually heating the corned beef and sauerkraut before slapping the sandwich on the grill solves the lukewarm meat/cool sauerkraut/semi-melted cheese problem. A little butter on the outside of the rye and it toasts to a glorious golden crispiness as if from God's own toaster.

Pretty good. Not North Korea good but still pretty good.

Do you know how I can tell this was not an ill-conceived and offensive fraternity party as one might have expected? There were Asians invited.

"The landlord is COMPLETELY overreacting in addition to a complete fool for renting this house to kids in their twenties and not expecting minor damages to be done or people to be undoubtedly 'intoxicated,'" the young profesh wrote. "GET A GRIP LADY!"

A gyroscope ball will make your forearms burn, as well.

What are arms good for, really?

To be fair, Truckasaurus did just eat his sister.

American Exceptionalism, ladies and gentlemen! It's not always pretty.

I served aboard a 210' Coast Guard cutter. Those suckers are E-ticket rides, especially in a following sea. I slept in one of the most outboard racks and when the ship was really rolling the vertical distance traveled while trying to sleep had to be at least six feet for each cycle. But, while we routinely…

Man overboard drills were always a favorite time on my ship due to the radical list angles we could achieve.

From the looks of it she was wielding a bottle of champagne. Where does champagne come from? FRANCE! Darrell Issa is going to have a busy summer.

If there is a Lotus 7 in the flowchart the choice is obvious.

A pound and a half of hamburger should yield five patties. No more. No less. It's the Golden Ratio.

Anyone who thinks "gallant" has fallen into disuse has never visited a dentist's office

I have seen her somewhere before.

What risk is concomitant with my Gas, Grass or Ass bumper sticker, Adam?

Do you know what it sounds like when a Game Boy cartridge barely misses your head? It makes a *CRACK* sound. My platoon was decimated by an improvised Legend of Zelda device.