It kept bugging me that I had seen Snooki's style of dancing before. Then it hit me.

Get me 200 cc's of Autotune, STAT!

I was too distracted by the chinstrap beard. Dude, you're scalp isn't going to blow off in high winds. Lose the chinstrap and grow a real beard.

She also has the voice for selling doorbells and car horns. She has that Tina Tina Shanux voice break thing going.

She may not have had plastic surgery but you can see he's had quite a bit.

What is up with all that lip action she's doing?

I thought pizza was invented by Reginald Smythe, 5th Earl of Pizza.

This isn't being sidetracked. We have two train wrecks on parallel tracks - Casey Anthony and Nancy Grace. Both tragic statements about our society. Acknowledging one doesn't mean we're ignoring the other.

She has spilled her guts about her fiance's murder the only way she knows how...on television. She couldn't even get that story straight. Read her Wiki page. It lists the many critical differences between how she tells the story and what actually happened. This is a sick, sick woman.

Who would name their kid No Talent Ass Clown?

When you adopt the Nancy Grace hairstyle it is time give up the on-camera work.

Just after her "Imagine" statement she steps in front of an oncoming cab in the traffic lane, proving her stupid in both thought and deed.

A pox upon this bothersome video fail.

Watch the first 55 seconds of this clip. Grace transitions from golf tournament commentary to calling the Kentucky Derby in the blink of any eye. It's all so obscenely absurd.

This can't be what Ted Turner envisioned when he started CNN. If I were Ted I would do an on-air apology to the public, as Jackie Gleason did with "You're In The Picture", fire the entire opinion oriented talent and staff, and retool the network back to a journalism based organization. There is certainly a journalism…

I'm sad because I never get invited to BTC parties any more.

It depends. How many of those emails are just American flag animated gif forwards?

I remember seeing sunsets that color here in Texas when Mount Pinatubo erupted in the Philippines.

Cut me some slack. It was the only non-hobbit thing I could think of.