The article also omitted a few "Crikeys!", as well.

On top of having all of Times Square witness his foolishness Robert Fitzpatrick has Glenn Beck implying he is the beneficiary of union corruption for retiring with at least $140K in savings.

I've heard the Secret Service gets partial funding from George Soros.

The Queen allowed her to use Edwards VII's royal plasterer's stilts.

Oooooh, a new collector plate for my ex to add to her portfolio of investment quality collector plates! She always told me those would only increase in value. Man, do I have egg on my face.

Buried at sea. Dumped in the ocean. Either way.

Holy Crap!. I think it is on Google Earth.

Have you got the compound's Lat/Long so I can find it on Google Earth?

Fuckin' A!

It sounded more like a stroke.

If he did it was a brilliant move.

I watched a bit of Geraldo reporting this story. Jesus Christ, that guy is an awful reporter.

HAH!

Like the woman who forwarded the Obama monkey email he is sorry you got offended.

"Thank you, American men and women in uniform. You are America's finest and we are all so proud. Thank you for fighting against terrorism."

Not on FoxNation he hasn't. As of this writing Trump still tops the FN page. I guess they're waiting for Obama to use a the first person singular pronoun in his statement so they can claim the President is taking all the credit.

Shhhh! Keep quiet or they'll go Galt!

Don't blame me, blame the system. Thomas is an approved commenter and I respect that. However, until Gawker figures a way for starred commenters to reply without promoting my hands are tied.

Yeah, those are some pretty ugly comments. Now show me the ones about Laura Bush.