For some strange reason FoxNation has closed their comment section on this story. Why would FoxNation feel the need to take this unprecedented action?

I can sympathize with the controllers. I once had an overnight security guard job, sitting alone at a desk in an empty building. You never get the same quality sleep during the day. The only worse hell is rotating shift work.

Go over to FoxNation. Convince them to stop their birthtard/McCarthyist shenanigans then get back to us. We'll be waiting over here discussing just exactly how many secret babies the Palin women have popped out of their uteri. I'm guessing 17.

I guess Bristol's supposed second pregnancy threw a monkey wrench in Palin's plan to save the family honor. Once Bristol caught a second dose of the Wasilla Flu Sarah couldn't very well admit to the ruse.

Birthers first.

How else will I know if my blender is in a relationship?

Hello, NO!-town

"What's up, L.A.?"

It's the thin edge of the wedge. If allowed to flourish it inevitable leads to beastiality.

I would think the accents would be a dead give away.

But you can't equate viewership with quality. I'm center-left (communist in the eyes of Glenn Beck.) I watch FOX News, as well as the three networks, CNN and MSNBC. Fox, in my center left opinion, presents the most shoddy journalism since the yellow sheet heyday of William Randolph Hearst. I find FOX's coverage of…

That's sounds suspiciously like COMMUNISM to me.

Well, for starters, you percentages for FOX don't make a lot of sense.

Public radio is important if only to the nail to the myth that liberals must be under 35 and hence know no better. I am guessing you are part of that 6% who watch Glenn Beck where that falsehood is accepted as gospel. Now if you'll excuse me I must chase some teenagers off my lawn.

This is what they get for rejecting my personality profile. Fuck you, eHarmony! You're the ones that are losers!

@kaisersooze: My ex-wife says "no" but my testicles say "yes."

I get that feeling watching beer commercials.

We're talking the entertainment industry, here. What has talent got to do with anything?

@BluScrnOdeth: My original comment is sarcasm but is a faithful representation of arguments I have seen online. There is a significant population of folks who believe Net Neutrality is a digital implementation of the Fairness Doctrine with the goal of throttling conservative speech, making George Washington cry. Not…