@Dezerus Richardson: They won't believe you. I've had that conversation.

Are you telling me this isn't about the tyrant Barack Obama wanting to censor conservative voices on the Internets? Michelle Bachmann seemed so sincere.

But, Bill! What does her body language tell us?

Somewhere, Little Hercules wonders where he went wrong.

@BordenGrote: Yes! Because that works so well for other cancers.

Let a true hacker explain net neutrality to you.

Let's be honest. Every Florida resident gets accused of murder at some point in their lives. It was just this kid's turn.

Socialist country tries 2 stifle Internet free spch. Wifi kills trees? Don't think so. George Soros money?

If a two foot high baby fence can't stop teens from having sex then what hope have we?

I can't imagine there would be any prurient interest in saving these images.

Galactic snot bubbles?

@Arken: Remember when conservatives used DISC and TLC as free market examples of why PBS was no longer necessary?

@tacotico: The Bush show would never work. I can't see GWB maintaining the facade of having the slightest interest in ranching for more than 30 seconds at a time.

@cisum88note: He was offered the summer rental of the property by Sarah's neighbor, with whom the Palins are not on good terms. Palin's response was to accuse the author of being a pedophile peeping Tom.

In the interest of accuracy please drop all final G's from any Sarah Palin quote.

What's worse, they were all Air Supply songs.

@bkbkbk: Oh, no doubt. The thing is, no matter how big your ship is, the ocean is always bigger. Basically, all ocean going vehicles are potential artificial reefs. I'll take the risk with a standard cruise ship, but not one with a passenger manifest as large as this. I'm no engineer, but my gut tells me if that…

The idea that it's a cell phone is obviously absurd, as cell tower coverage was notoriously thin at that time. The more likely explanation is she was dictating some notes into her PDA.

That thing carries over 8,000 passengers and crew. That is roughly 7,999 mostly untrained people standing between me and the lifeboats. Thank you, but no.

Phew! Otherwise the trip home from the conference would have been a real bummer.