According to my Pornhub experiences, what daughters value most is a good step-dad.

I would never go on a date with a porn actress. My wife would kill me. 

You ever been to Pornhub?  Wth all those ads, plenty of sponsorship opportunity there. 

Who dat?

Come on, ladies. It’s basic playground etiquette. When a guy goes studs up and shreds your ACL, it means he likes you. Duh.

So should I cancel my alibaba order of 10,000 Musical Mike Trouts or not?

Could the Raptors flip him?

“Papa John Has Regrets.”

This is, without question, the absolute worst logo I have ever seen.

None of them do.

Yeah, right!

Does...Does this man have two watches?!

Yet a picture of a Frenchman with his lips around a small cock is ok?

Excel.

Listening to the two announcers on FS1 is unbearable.

“Enjoy your silver medals, my dudes.”

Lets not forget that before the CL run started to make form, there were some calls for Klopp to be sacked.

Does Fox really think we like it when they use their own terrible commentators instead of the British ones?

Of course scandals like this are nothing new in curling. Last year at the Tournament of Hearts the Skip of the Manitoba team was busted for having a blood-alcohol level under .12. The sport still hasn’t recovered.