Mourinho at work.

“American Soccer is Fine” is akin to saying “she’s so nice”.

You missed, “We care about our customers, and a knowledgeable representative will be right with you.”

Yeah! just ask Benzema, he’s still really pissed about the 4 UCL , 2 La Liga, 2 Spanish Cup trophies Ronaldo won him.

When will Bowlen Columbine bring their guns to the table?

It’s a catch-22 really - you’re north of the Mason-Dixon line and don’t live in Indiana, so you really shouldn’t give a damn about motorsports. Thus it is available to you for free.

...and?

Dammit - you ruined the ending.

One flew over the Cujo’s nest

I believe the term “stat hell” is reserved for describing baseball or Tiger’s extramarital activities.

“Ah, Dusty! Indefinitely is when it’s more than definitely! This game is IN-definitely happening!”

What about the Jets? Do you like the Jets?

Seriously though, how is this illegal? Did they do some kind of shady tax cover-up? Wiring someone money to choose a school can’t be a crime in and of itself...

Khabib N...N...Notgonnaworkhereanymore

You’re right on both accounts.

He played in the NFL was on an NFL roster, he should be used to stupid and arbitrary rules. 

Cool - what’s Randall Cunningham doing?

Or even better - split athletics out of higher education. Why try and contort with rules and regulations when the two things don’t make sense together in the first place? Let a (for profit) company license the [University Name] trademarks for naming purposes and just operate separately. Ohio State Buckeyes inc, which…

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Are there any original shows these days? TMNT, Power Rangers, Transformers - they’ve all been regurgitated from my youth. Can’t wait until they remake Captain Simian and the Space Monkeys...